Little rant. Housemate A went home for the weekend so I took the opportunity to clean the house. They must have been back less than a couple of hours but their stuff is already on all of the surfaces, the table and on the floor in the lounge AND they have the noisy, smelly pet mice inside.


when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants


So my 6th form college “straight” crush just got Grindr… for gods sake!

Rules to learning English


1. their our know rules

  • one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people

Pulled an all nighter but then fell asleep an hour before I had to hand it in and missed the deadline. Way to go me.